Monody on a Tea-Kettle

  1. 1O Muse who sangest late another's pain,
  2. 2To griefs domestic turn thy coal-black steed!
  3. 3With slowest steps thy funeral steed must go,
  4. 4Nodding his head in all the pomp of woe:
  5. 5Wide scatter round each dark and deadly weed,
  6. 6And let the melancholy dirge complain,
  7. 7(Whilst Bats shall shriek and Dogs shall howling run)
  8. 8The tea-kettle is spoilt and Coleridge is undone!
  1. 9Your cheerful songs, ye unseen crickets, cease!
  2. 10Let songs of grief your alter'd minds engage!
  3. 11For he who sang responsive to your lay,
  4. 12What time the joyous bubbles 'gan to play,
  5. 13The sooty swain has felt the fire's fierce rage;--
  6. 14Yes, he is gone, and all my woes increase;
  7. 15I heard the water issuing from the wound--
  8. 16No more the Tea shall pour its fragrant steams around!
  1. 17O Goddess best belov'd! Delightful Tea!
  2. 18With thee compar'd what yields the madd'ning Vine?
  3. 19Sweet power! who know'st to spread the calm delight,
  4. 20And the pure joy prolong to midmost night!
  5. 21Ah! must I all thy varied sweets resign?
  6. 22Enfolded close in grief thy form I see;
  7. 23No more wilt thou extend thy willing arms,
  8. 24Receive the fervent Jove, and yield him all thy charms!
  1. 25How sink the mighty low by Fate opprest!--
  2. 26Perhaps, O Kettle! thou by scornful toe
  3. 27Rude urg'd t' ignoble place with plaintive din.
  4. 28May'st rust obscure midst heaps of vulgar tin;--
  5. 29As if no joy had ever seiz'd my breast
  6. 30When from thy spout the streams did arching fly,--
  7. 31As if, infus'd, thou ne'er hadst known t' inspire
  8. 32All the warm raptures of poetic fire!
  1. 33But hark! or do I fancy the glad voice--
  2. 34'What tho' the swain did wondrous charms disclose--
  3. 35(Not such did Memnon's sister sable drest)
  4. 36Take these bright arms with royal face imprest,
  5. 37A better Kettle shall thy soul rejoice,
  6. 38And with Oblivion's wings o'erspread thy woes!'
  7. 39Thus Fairy Hope can soothe distress and toil;
  8. 40On empty Trivets she bids fancied Kettles boil!